We’re starting with one I was actually tempted to put in the 1980s…
Anyone else out there who’s my age probably doesn’t need me to tell them I’ve named this doll “Darla.”
For those who do need me to tell them that, let me explain: this doll’s costume is almost identical to one worn by the henchwoman (and fashion model) Darla in 1981’s The Great Muppet Caper. I really, really wanted to find a photograph of the actress in the dress, or at least a convenient YouTube clip showing the scene in question, but none of the clips seemed to be the right scene (even though it’s really funny, with Diana Rigg mocking three high fashion dresses (which her character had designed)) and I couldn’t find any photos of it, either. (Irritatingly, there were lots of photos and clips from later in the scene, after the three henchmodels left and Miss Piggy came in. Which, I suppose, is not surprising, now that I think about it.)
Anyway, Darla here is a CED doll, designed by Laura Meisner and Doug James, and was probably released sometime between 2003 and 2006. Officially, her name is Colin Elia Dehan, and she’s supposed to be an African-American of Nigerian heritage, but she’s totally Darla, which makes her African-English. (Um, probably. Carla, Marla and Darla didn’t have much in the way of dialog, so maybe they’re not English? (I mean, nationality didn’t seem to mean much in that movie; Charles Grodin didn’t put on an English accent, despite playing Diana Rigg’s brother.)) Continue reading